I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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