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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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