my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I've blown a few things in my day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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