You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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