Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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