I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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