Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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