I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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