I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize