if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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