Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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