I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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