you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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