Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize