Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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