If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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