its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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