Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There are leaves in my underwear?
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