I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My feet surprised me
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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