But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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