it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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