Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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