Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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