Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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