Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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