When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
