Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
