haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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