Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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