i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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