Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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