I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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