yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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