Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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