normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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