is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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