dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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