He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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