Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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