Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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