i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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