so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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