I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I need moral support for this bender
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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