absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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