Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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