he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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