got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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