so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
my poor anus
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
