i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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