well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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