So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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