Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
