Plan B is the new Plan A
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
