Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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