You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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