I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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