PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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